Funny : Indian current affairs...Khushdeep

Check Your Results...Khushdeep

Test for Idiocy

Below are four ( 4 ) questions . You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are...

Ready? GO!!!

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

 

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are

absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.

Now answer the second question,

but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?

Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

 

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this, are you?

 

Third Question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .

DO NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .

Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000

Now add 10 . What is the total?

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Did you get 5000 ?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!

Today is definitely not your day, is it?

Maybe you'll get the last question right....

...Maybe.

Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the ! name of the fifth daughter?

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Did you Answer Nunu?

NO! Of course it isn't.

Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Know your IQ...Khushdeep

Below are four questions  You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

Ready? GO!!!

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

 

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Now answer the Second Question,

but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?

Second Question: I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?

 

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Third Question:

Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .

DO NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .

Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000

Now add 10 . What is the total?

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Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the ! name of the fifth daughter?

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I know all of you are Smart people, now it is time to show your smartness...

Manmohansingham....Khushdeep

Who says our PM is 'lame-duck'...First see this video and then decide...

Determination is life...Khushdeep

Makkhan innocence, Judge convinced....Khushdeep

Makkhan was booked by traffic police for rash driving..

His chalan was sent to Magistrate's court...

Summons were issued to Makkhan for being present in the court on a particular date..

Makkhan obeyed the instructions...

Hearing started...

Judge...What is the proof that you were not driving in speed...

Makkhan replied with innocent face...

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Judge Sahib i was going to bring my wife back from In-law's house...

Judge was convinced immediately...

Makkhan was acquitted...

Makkhan will tell you what PhD really means...Khushdeep

Are you very eager to know what PhD really means in Makkhan dictionary...



Hold on just like your loose Nada (नाड़ा)....



Have patience dear, why are you in so hurry...



Hold on....



Hold on....



Hold on....



Hold on....



Hold on....



Now your are really qualified to listen from Makkhan...



Once Dakkan asks Makkhan...Do you know English of Nada



Makkhan...Ae lo, such a easy question...



Dakkan...Dont try to be smart, tell me answer...



Makkhan..PhD...



Dakkan...PhD ! what do you mean by that...



Makkhan answer was...



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PAJAMA HOLDING DEVICE

TRUTH OF KEY COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD...KHUSHDEEP

United Nation conducted a survey...



The question was...



PLEASE GIVE YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT SHORTAGE OF FOOD IN REST OF

THE WORLD....



The survey failed because...



In AFRICA people did not know what FOOD was....



In CHINA they did not know what OPINION was...



In EUROPE they did not know what SHORTAGE was...



PAKISTAN and INDIA  didn't know what HONEST meant..



AUSTRALIA didn't know what PLEASE was...



And finally AMERICA...



AMERICA didn't know what REST OF THE WORLD meant... !

Bloody English...Khushdeep

Husband messages to his wife...



Wife...I am dying...



Husband jumps with joy ! but types...



Oh ! my dear, How can i live without you...



Wife...You duffer, I am dying my hair...



Husband sighs with cool breath....Bloody English...

Congress Party...You are Great...Khushdeep

A poor man catches a fish...



But it is useless...



His wife can not cook...



Due to...



No Gas...



No  Oil...



No Spices...



Man throws the fish back in river...



Fish comes up and shouts loudly...



"Congress Zindabad"

ONE AND ONLY VIJAY MALLYA...KHUSHDEEP

Vijay Mallya dies...(for god sake, don't ask who Vijay Mallya is...)



His personal secretary (PS) calls to heaven to find out if he is reached...



A lady picks up phone- Hello this is Virgin Mary speaking...



PS disconnects and calls again after one hour...



Once again lady answers...Hello this is Mary speaking...



PS sighs...



THANK GOD, BOSS REACHED...

Why Osama Bin Laden killed so easily...Khushdeep

Robin Brown...



Andy Philip...



Jackob Murphy...



Norman Grace...



Ian Kepling...



Recognise these guys...



These are the names of those 5 American Navy Seals who killed Osama  Bin Laden...



Now you will be wondering why am I sharing this with you...



Well stop wondering and just look at the first letters of their names...



I think you will get the point...

Never ever try to laugh at Rajnikanth....Khushdeep

RAJNIKANTH NEW MILESTONES....

Rajni has a statue of Madam Tussauds at his Chennai home...





There is no such a thing as Evolution...It's so simple...There is a list of animals that Rajni allowed to live on this Earth....



Rajni can answer a missed call....





Alfred Noble is to be honoured with Rajni Award...



Rajni wears sunglasses to shield the Sun from radiation emerging out from his eyes....



Rajni can speak Braile...



Rajni makes coffee by grinding beans by his teeth and boiling milk by his anger...



Rajni can sentence a judge...



Now a warning for all of those who read this post and going to make a mistake of smiling at Rajni...



Dinosours once laughed at Rajni...Now you know why they are extinct...