Monday 5 September 2011

‘Save Sharmila’ campaign





Several NGOs have decided to launch a two-month long nationwide signature campaign to support Irom Sharmila’s decade-long struggle against the controversial Armed Forces (Special) Powers Act.   The human rights activist from Manipur has been on a hunger strike since November 2, 2000 to have the act, which provides unlimited powers to security forces to shoot at sight and arrest anybody without a warrant, repealed.
She launched the indefinite hunger strike after she witnessed the killing of 10 people by armymen in Malom, on the outskirts Imphal.
The ‘Save Sharmila’ campaign will be held from October 2 to December 10.
The signatures will be handed over to President Pratibha Patil on the occasion of the International Human Rights Day on December 10, followed by a peace march in Delhi, from India Gate to Rashtrapati Bhawan.

Sunday 4 September 2011

Chidambaram shares activist Irom Sharmila's disappointment









Home Minister P Chidambaram has said that he shared the disappointment of Manipur activist Irom Sharmila, who has been fasting for the last 10 years demanding the repeal of Armed Forces Special Powers Act in the state.

"I too am disappointed," Chidambaram said when asked to comment on Sharmila's recent regret over the government's failure to do anything about the controversial Act even 10 years into her struggle. "MHA is trying its best to revisit AFSPA. But one needs to build consensus," he pointed out, in an apparent reference to the stiff opposition of the Defence Ministry and the armed forces to any dilution in AFSPA.

When the Home Ministry's proposal to make AFSPA more humane came up before the Union Cabinet last September, the Defence Ministry and armed forces opposed the proposal, arguing that any dilution of the Act would impair functioning of the armed forces in theatres of insurgency.

Chidambaram said MHA had also made efforts to indirectly dilute AFSPA in Jammu and Kashmir by getting the Omar Abdullah government to review the application of the Disturbed Areas Act in the state, which would make AFSPA redundant in de-listed areas.

However, even a year after the Centre's suggestion, the state government is yet to review the list of disturbed areas. Though a review committee headed by the state home secretary has met several times, no consensus has emerged on which areas to de-notify. The culprit, again, is the stiff opposition from the armed forces representatives on review committee, to any dilution in their powers of search and arrest.

"We are still trying to build consensus," Chidambaram said adding that it was Prime Minister Manmohan Singh's commitment that AFSPA would be reviewed and replaced with a more humane law.

As per an MHA proposal, some of the clauses in AFSPA, including one that allows an armed personnel to use force against a civilian "to the extent of causing death" was to be dropped. Secondly, the ministry proposed a grievance redressal mechanism, with the participation of a civilian officer, to address complaints of alleged misuse of the Act.

Also, the "humane" Act mooted by the MHA sought to bar the forces from searching residential dwellings without a warrant.



(source- Economic Times)

Monday 29 August 2011

Dare to instruct Rajnikanth...Khushdeep

Rajnikanth during an exam is asked to answer any 100 questions out of 150...








Rajnikanth answered all 150 and put a remark...................................................................


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Raskala check any 100 !!!

Wednesday 24 August 2011

Congress and Govt condition at the moment...Khushdeep

What a turmoil Congress and Government is facing at the moment in dealing with Anna Hazare-


Saturday 20 August 2011

Lokpal : where the buck will stop...Khushdeep







A simple question amidst this hysteria on LokPal: What will happen if the constituent individuals of this body themselves get influenced by corruption? Will we have a Super Lokpal governing this body?



Team Anna's Jan Lokpal says : there should be another independent body where you can complaint against lokpal.
And what will happen if that another independent body also gets infected in corrupt means. Then one more governing body.


O come on buddies, be logical.


All this takes us back to the fundamental question: Do we really require another body, in addition to existing ones like CVC, CBI etc., to address basic issues? As such, instead of wasting time and resources on this farce, it would be better to set our house in order by enforcing prvovisions of existing laws in a fair and transparent manner. Will it not a better option if we get united to force Govt to do that.


Got reminded of SRK's dialogue from Swades: "A nation can achieve greatness only if its people are great". Though a bit philosophical but I believe this is the only way out. Fasting, marching and ridiculous publicity stunts will not help us in any way whatsoever.

Enacting laws is one thing , following them is a completely different ball game. Till the time we correct ourselves, no law or body will help us as their very purpose will never be served.


Thursday 18 August 2011

How daughter differs from son...Khushdeep



 




Superb Lines from a Father's diary ever-


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My son is my son till he gets a wife...


But my daughter is my daughter till the end of my life...


Tuesday 16 August 2011

Another whistle-blower shot dead in Bhopal



A prominent Right to Information activist and supporter of social activist Anna Hazare's anti-corruption campaign was shot dead outside her residence in Bhopal on Tuesday morning. Shehla Masood was shot dead by an unidentified assailant outside her house in the city's posh Koh-e-Fiza locality as she was on her way to an anti-corruption campaign being organised by her and other activists in support of Mr. Anna Hazare at the Bhopal Boat Club.







A police woman inspects the car belonging to RTI activist Shehla Masood (left), who was shot dead while going for an anti-corruption rally in Bhopal on Tuesday.


“We have registered it as a case of unnatural death. Anything more can be said only after the postmortem report,” Bhopal Senior Superintendent of Police Adarsh Katiyar told The Hindu.
Bhopal, not used to the professionally executed metro-style shootout, was stunned at the activist's death. “I am shocked. We had planned a proactive campaign where people would have been asked to write, on a 200-foot-wide banner, about the most corrupt government departments and officers in Madhya Pradesh,” Ajay Dube, RTI activist and long-time associate of Ms. Masood told The Hindu.
Ms. Masood, who also ran an event management company, had managed to constantly annoy the powers that be with her incisive RTI queries and public campaigns, mostly against corruption and for wildlife conservation. She was also a freelance journalist, contributing regularly to news website rediff.com on issues related to the environment and tiger conservation.
Last year, Ms. Masood had told the authorities she “feared for her life” from a senior officer of the Indian Police Service and had complained about the matter to two successive police chiefs of the State.
Ms. Masood had written to the current Madhya Pradesh Director-General of Police S.K. Raut, complaining against a particular officer.
In the letter, Ms. Masood had accused him of harassing her and making threatening calls to her, about which she had lodged a complaint at the city's Maharana Pratap Nagar Police Station in 2008.
“I fear for my life from [him]. Please do the needful and oblige,” she had urged the DGP.
The officer concerned, whose name The Hindu is withholding, did not answer calls or reply to text messages seeking his clarification on the matter. However, Bhopal IG Shailendra Shrivastava told The Hindu: “Yes, there was a complaint against the said officer. We sent Ms. Masood several notices offering probes at the thana level, additional SP level and DIG level, all of which she refused. Finally, I requested her to give me her statement. But she said she had filed a case against the said officer in Lokayukta and that she would give me a statement only once the Lokayukta probe was over.”
Like other RTI activists across India who have paid the ultimate price for making persistent and uncomfortable queries, Ms. Masood's efforts may well have put her in harm's way.
She was planning to file a Public Interest Litigation petition against a private college based on recent media reports. “It is a very powerful group of people, including local political leaders, that I will be up against once I file this PIL. I know who they are but I can't speak out much as I am still collecting information,” Ms. Masood had confessed, speaking to this correspondent last week.
Ms. Masood was also an active tiger conservationist and environmental crusader, constantly digging up information on the poaching mafia, illegal diamond mining mafia, timber mafia and the hospitality industry, which she said was violating environmental laws.
(Source- Mahim Pratap Singh, The Hindu)

Saturday 13 August 2011

Legendary actor Shammi Kapoor passes away

 "Shammi Kapoor ji passed away this morning at 5:15 am .. Rushing there now .. the flamboyance and joi de verve of the Industry lost !" This was Amitabh Bachchan's tweet that appeared on his twitter page at around 9am on Sunday. The 79-year-old actor had been admitted to Breach Candy Hospital, Mumbai last Sunday. Kapoor had been suffering from chronic renal failure.





Shammi Kapoor 1931-2011




Shammi Kapoor (Shamsher Raj Kapoor) was born on 21 October 1931 in a Punjabi[2] Khatri family, an Indian film actor and director. He was a prominent lead actor in Hindi cinema during the late 1950s and 1960s. He passed away on the morning of August 14th, 2011 at 5.15 AM.
He was given the name Shamsher Raj Kapoor at his birth in Mumbai to film and theatre actor Prithviraj Kapoor, Shammi was the second of the three sons born to Prithviraj (the other two being Raj Kapoor and Shashi Kapoor), both of whom were, like their father, successful Bollywood actors. Though born in Mumbai, he spent a major portion of his childhood in Kolkata, where his father was involved with New Theatres Studios, acting in films. It was in Kolkata that he did his Montessory and Kindergarten. After coming back to Mumbai, he first went to St. Joseph's Convent (Wadala) and then, to Don Bosco School. Shammi Kapoor finished his schooling from New Era School, at Hughes Road.

Shammi Kapoor was hailed as one of the finest actors that Hindi cinema has ever produced. Extremely versatile as an actor, he was the leading star of Hindi cinema during the late 1950s as well as the 1960s. He debuted in Bollywood in 1953 with the film Jeevan Jyoti, and went on to deliver hits like Tumsa Nahin Dekha, Dil Deke Dekho, Junglee, Dil Tera Diwana, Professor, China Town, Rajkumar, Kashmir Ki Kali, Janwar, Teesri Manzil, An Evening in Paris, Bramhachari, and Andaz and Vidhaata. He received the Filmfare Best Actor Award in 1968 for his performance in Brahmachari and Filmfare Award for Best Supporting Actor for Vidhaata in 1982.




 

Thursday 11 August 2011

Britain ! You also got wrong...






David O'Neill aged 22 attempts to avoid the waiting media as he runs from City of Westminster Magistrates' Court after he was released on bail, on charges relating to the London riots, August 11, 2011.
The Britain police admitted they got their riot tactics wrong, the prime minister has said, as he announced measures to help homeowners and businesses.David Cameron told MPs the riots in cities across England were "criminality pure and simple", but there were "far too few police" on the streets.


He announced a crackdown on facemasks and a review of curfews during an emergency recall of Parliament.More than 1,500 arrests have been made since the unrest began on Saturday.
The prime minister earlier chaired a meeting of the government's emergency committee Cobra to discuss the violence with cabinet ministers.



Mr Cameron told MPs that it had become clear there had been problems in the initial police response to the disorder. Former Cabinet minister Sir Malcolm Rifkind also raised concerns that officers were instructed to "stand and observe looting". Mr Cameron told MPs: "There were simply far too few police deployed on to our streets and the tactics they were using weren't working."Police chiefs have been frank with me about why this happened. "Initially the police treated the situation too much as a public order issue - rather than essentially one of crime. "The truth is that the police have been facing a new and unique challenge with different people doing the same thing - basically looting - in different places all at the same time."


The prime minister promised he would do "whatever it takes" to restore order to the streets as he set out a range of measures aimed at helping businesses and homeowners affected by the riots.

They included:


To look at whether it would be right to stop people communicating via social media when "we know they are plotting violence, disorder and criminality"



Plans to look at whether wider powers of curfew and dispersal orders were needed


New powers for police to order people to remove facemasks where criminality is suspected
Courts could be given tougher sentencing powers



Landlords could be given more power to evict criminals from social housing


Plans to extend the system of gang injunctions across the country and build on anti-gang programmes, similar to those in the US



He said the government would meet the cost of "legitimate" compensation claims and the time limit for applying would increase from 14 to 42 days


A £10m Recovery Scheme to provide additional support to councils in making areas "safe, clean and clear"



A new £20m high street support scheme to help affected businesses get back up and running quickly



Plans for the government to meet the immediate costs of emergency accommodation for families made homeless
He said: "This is a time for our country to pull together.



"To the law abiding people who play by the rules, and who are the overwhelming majority in our country, I say: the fightback has begun, we will protect you, if you've had your livelihood and property damaged, we will compensate you. We are on your side.



"And to the lawless minority, the criminals who have taken what they can get, I say this: We will track you down, we will find you, we will charge you, we will punish you. You will pay for what you have done."

Mr Cameron ruled out bringing in the Army, but added: "It is my responsibility to make sure that every contingency is looked at - including whether there are tasks that the Army could undertake that would free up more police for the front line."



He said a reinforced police presence of 16,000 officers on the streets of London would remain in place over the weekend.


(source...BBC news)

Tuesday 9 August 2011

Is the popular theory of origin of life wrong...Khushdeep

Scientists have found components of DNA, the building blocks of life on Earth, in meteorites, a discovery they say confirms the theory that at least some of the materials needed to make early life forms came to our planet from space.


In the NASA-funded study, published in the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences, scientists used advanced mass spectrometry instruments to scan 11 organic-rich meteorites called carbonaceous chondrites and one ureilite, a very rare meteorite with a different chemical composition.
They found three nucleobases -- purine, 6,8-diaminopurine and 2,6-diaminopurine -- that are widely distributed in carbonaceous chondrites and which are "rare or absent in terrestrial biology," said the researchers.



The scientists found no significant concentrations of the trio in soil and ice samples near where the meteorites landed, LiveScience reported.



Past research had revealed a range of building blocks of life in meteorites, such as the amino acids that make up proteins. Space rocks just like these may have been a vital source of the organic compounds that gave rise to life on Earth.



This was the first time all but two of these meteorites had been analysed for nucleobases, the researchers said.


"People have been finding nucleobases in meteorites for about 50 years now, and have been trying to figure out if they are of biological origin or not," said study co-author Jim Cleaves, of the Carnegie Institution of Washington.



"Finding nucleobase compounds not typically found in Earth's biochemistry strongly supports an extraterrestrial origin.



"This shows us that meteorites may have been molecular tool kits, which provided the essential building blocks for life on Earth," Cleaves was quoted as saying to SPACE.com.



The analytical techniques probed the mass and other features of the molecules to identify the presence of extraterrestrial nucleobases and see that they apparently did not come from the surrounding area.
Two of the carbonaceous chondrites contained a diverse array of nucleobases and structurally similar compounds known as nucleobase analogs.



Intriguingly, three of these nucleobase analogs are very rare in Earth biology, and were not found in soil and ice samples from the areas near where the meteorites were collected at the parts-per-billion limits of their detection techniques, the researchers said.



"At the start of this project, it looked like the nucleobases in these meteorites were terrestrial contamination these results were a very big surprise for me," said study co-author Michael Callahan, an astrobiologist at NASA Goddard Space Flight Center.



Lab experiments showed that chemical reactions of ammonia and cyanide, compounds that are common in space, could generate nucleobases and nucleobase analogs very similar to those found in the carbonaceous chondrites.



However, the relative abundances of these molecules between the experiments and the meteorites differed, which might be due to further chemical and thermal influences from space.



The findings suggest the earliest forms of life on Earth may have been assembled from materials delivered to Earth by meteorites, the researchers added.


(Source...PTI)

Monday 8 August 2011

India For Corruption...Khushdeep

 

"Bhrashtachar" A Street play

A part of India Against Corruption Campaign.
The Play directed by Arvind Gaur, Performed by Asmita Theatre Group Actors.
Actors-Shilpi Marwaha,Shiv Chauhan,Imran Zahid,Gaurav Mishra,Rahul Khanna,Himanshu Maggu,Palak Bhutani,Vartika Tiwari,Ishwak Singh,Suraj Singh,Himanshu Katara,Anish Kumar Maht...o, Saurabh Pal,Narendra Thakur,Pankaj Shandilya,Aj Parikh,Manoj Yadav,Sachin Saxena,Pradeep Awasthi,Tarun kumar,Punkaj Datta,Amit Dhaiya,Kumar Vaibhav,Renu Kashyap, Abhishek Pandey,Manu Chaudhary,Smita Lal,Aparna Singh,Rahul Sharma,Rohit Vaid,Shivani Sinha,Anamika Singh,Manju Shah, Priyanshu, Jitendra Badana,Amrita Chakraborty,Manish, Prasant,Ankit,Prateek Sharma, Siddharth Tripathi, Harsh Arora,Aditya,Vivek Sharma, Vineet,Praveen Kumar,Payal Tarafdar and other.


Saturday 6 August 2011

Mr Churchill, You were right 64 years back...Khushdeep

WHAT THE BRITISHERS DIDN’T SUCCEED IN DOING, WE ARE EXCELLING IN!!





Sir Winston Churchill wrote 64 years ago: "Power will go to the hands of rascals, rogues, freebooters; all Indian leaders will be of low caliber & men of straw. They will have sweet tongues & silly hearts. They will fight amongst themselves for power & India will be lost in political squabbles. A day would come when even air & water would be taxed in India." We are indeed an incredible NATION; we have worked very hard and we have indeed proved him right.....

Releasing Shortly Multi Billion $ Small Budget Film

"LOOT LO INDIA"
Producer-Director : IFC (India For Corruption)
Lead Roles : Manmohan Singh, Rahul Gandhi, Sonia Gandhi, Sushma Swaraj, Sharad Pawar

Villian : Indian Public
Supporting cast : B.S.Yediyurrappa,  Ashok Chavan, A Raja , D Maran , Kanimohzi & Kalmadi

Comedy : Lalu Prasad Yadav, Digvijay Singh, Amar Singh, Nitin Gadkari

Financiers : Corporate Houses, Reddy Brothers (Bellary Fame)
Script : Karunanidhi

Inaction : Indian Police,

Stunts; CBI, ED, NIA

PRO : Neera Radia

Noise ; M Tiwari, A Singhvi. Parkash Javdekar, Shahnawaz Hussain, Sanjay Raut

Media Partners : Sun TV, Kalaignar TV

Banking Partners : Hasan Ali, S Balwa

Shot at locales in Switzerland, Cayman Islands , Tihar,
Tickets printed by TELGI
DEAR FRIENDS IF YOU KNOW SOME POLITICAL PERSONS PLEASE REQUEST THEM TO SEE THIS. THEY NEED TO BE CONGRATULATED FOR THE PAINS THEY HAVE TAKEN IN THESE 64 YEARS TO PROVE SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL CORRECT

Friday 5 August 2011

Could Lab-Grown Sperm Help Infertile Men?

Could Lab-Grown Sperm Help Infertile Men?
 In most mammals, it takes more than month to complete the complex, multistage process of making sperm — which is why scientists have had trouble growing sperm cells in the lab. But now Japanese researchers report success, using testicular tissue from baby mice to make sperm in a lab dish and then producing healthy offspring.


With further study into the safety and efficacy of the technique in human cells, it may potentially lead to treatments for some men who suffer from infertility problems. A better understanding of how sperm form could also help improve diagnosis and treatment of male infertility.



Researchers from Yokohama City University Graduate School of Medicine in Japan published their mouse-study findings this week in Nature, noting that they hoped their discovery would eventually be able to help humans. The BBC described the scientists' technique:





Rather than working with individual cells, the team in Japan used fragments of testes. It is like starting with a whole segment of an orange rather than just the juice.

The fragments were then bathed in nutrients and sperm production was maintained for more than two months.
The findings suggest that testicular tissue can be frozen and saved for later use — a potential advance that could help preserve fertility in certain patients, such as young boys facing cancer treatment. Adult cancer patients can freeze sperm before starting chemotherapy or radiation, but that isn't an option for boys who haven't entered puberty yet.





Experts caution, however, that while the experimental advance is significant, there needs to be much more research before a similar technique could be used in the clinic. "It is important to be cautious because sometimes species-specific differences in biology means that what works for one species does not work in another," Dr. Allan Pacey, a senior lecturer in andrology at the University of Sheffield, told the BBC.



 (Meredith Melnick is a reporter at TIME)



Wednesday 3 August 2011

Answers Brilliant but marks nil...Khushdeep





Brilliant answers for which a student got 0% marks...




Question no 1...In which battle did Tipu Sultan died ?...
Answer...His last one...


Question no 2....How do you stop acid indigestion ?...
Answer...Stop drinking acid...


Question no 3...Where was the declaration of independence was signed ? ..
Answer...At the bottom of the page...


Question no 4...What is the main reason for divorce ?...
Answer...Marriage..


Keep Smiling, Keep Brilliancy Awaken...

Monday 1 August 2011

Is cleavage an asset of female anchor...Khushdeep







Day before yesterday, in MINT business daily, It's Editor R. Sukumar wrote a great article on shocking state of female anchors in business channels...Are their figure important criteria for fixing thier salaries and promotions...With all credits to R.Sukumar, this masterpiece should be read by more and more people, specially Media fraternity...


                                                                 A media obsession
-R. Sukumar-
I know some women anchors on business channels. Many of them are smart -- or are on their way to getting there -- and I can’t believe they agree to go along with on-the-edge wardrobe suggestions put forth by their producers :
Cleavage,” he said.
I thought I hadn’t heard him clearly.
He sensed my question even before I asked it.
Big ones, he said, moving his hands out till they were at least 10 inches in front of his chest.
I didn’t want to get technical, so I didn’t point out the obvious, that there was a difference between the two things he had described. His meaning was clear, though. The person, who worked for a business news channel, was telling me why the channel had hired a certain anchor for its morning stock market show.
I didn’t want to hear more though my friend from the channel seemed keen to share with me the unsavoury specifics of what day traders and brokers do when they watch business news channels.
I didn’t pay much heed to what he said till another person, from another business news channel, told me the same story.
She got three times her current salary, for agreeing to leave the top two buttons of her shirt unbuttoned, he said, referring to an anchor who had recently switched channels.
I have more or less reproduced their words as I remember them from our conversations, and I apologize if I have offended the sensibilities of some readers of this paper. Mint remains a family paper.
I was reminded of these conversations in the wake of the coverage papers and channels devoted to Hina Rabbani Khar, the photogenic foreign minister of Pakistan. Even by the standards of the near-saturation coverage any visit by a Pakistani foreign minister to this country receives, this was a bit much.
So, is the media obsessed with looks?
The simple answer to that is: Yes, a lot.
Is the media obsessed with shows of skin?
Yes, a lot.
You do not need to possess an IQ of 130 to figure this out; a casual perusal of newspapers, including some large English-language ones, will throw up a bunch of pictures of women who must be perennially cold given their dress sense, and used entirely out of context. A similar casual run-through of television channels will show, in many channels, young women dressed for a night out and reading the news.
There are some media companies that do not do this. Since this column is, at one level, all about losing friends and offending people, I am going to go ahead and name the good ones. I have not seen any of NDTV’s channels do this, nor Times Now and CNN-IBN. And the business channels are the worst offenders.
Why would they do this?
(Sorry, silly question; let me try again)
A senior editor at a popular US business channel once told me that his company had a simple rule for women anchors: high necks; comfortable hems.
Then, India isn’t the US (although I still can’t understand how respectable media companies can indulge in blatantly exploitative behaviour).
I know some women anchors on business channels. Many of them are smart—or are on their way to getting there—and I can’t believe they agree to go along with on-the-edge wardrobe suggestions put forth by their producers.
After all, you don’t find the men anchoring shows on these channels modelling themselves on actor Hrithik Roshan (the word button probably doesn’t exist in his vocabulary). They are all uniformly dressed soberly, in dark suits, plain shirts and boring ties.


The morning slot is an important one for business channels. Their viewership peaks between 9 and 11 in the morning and then tapers off before peaking, although not to the same level as the morning, in mid-afternoon, around the time the stock markets close. Their viewership also witnesses a small spike, lower than both peaks, in the evening, for prime-time business news. The programming on all channels remains the same during market hours, a mix of stock tips, market moving news, and interviews with in-house or external experts (some of whom are of dubious integrity, but that’s a different story).
Most viewers watch these channels with the mute function engaged; they are interested in the tickers and the stock charts, not what the anchor is saying. And as any level-headed financial adviser will tell anyone who cares to listen, most business channels are aimed at day traders and punters, not long-term investors (shameless plug: read Mint’s personal finance section, Mint Money, for that).
Under the circumstances, it isn’t surprising that the channels choose to differentiate themselves on the basis of how their female anchors look. It isn’t surprising but, in my book at least, it isn’t condonable.


Funny (Part 2)- Indian current affairs...Khushdeep





Friday 29 July 2011

Check Your Results...Khushdeep





Test for Idiocy


Below are four ( 4 ) questions . You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately.OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are...


Ready? GO!!!


First Question:
You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

 

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are

absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!


Try not to screw up next time.

Now answer the second question,

but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?


Second Question: If you overtake the last person, then you are...?


 

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Answer: If you answered that you are second to last, then you are wrong again. Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?


You're not very good at this, are you?


 

Third Question: Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .

DO NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.


Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .

Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000

Now add 10 . What is the total?




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Did you get 5000 ?
The correct answer is actually 4100.


If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!

Today is definitely not your day, is it?

Maybe you'll get the last question right....
...Maybe.


Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the ! name of the fifth daughter?




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Did you Answer Nunu?

NO! Of course it isn't.

Her name is Mary. Read the question again!

Thursday 28 July 2011

Know your IQ...Khushdeep





Below are four questions  You have to answer them instantly. You can't take your time, answer all of them immediately . OK?


Let's find out just how clever you really are....


Ready? GO!!!


First Question:


You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

 

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Now answer the Second Question,

but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK ?


Second Question: I f you overtake the last person, then you are...?


 

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Third Question:
Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only .

DO NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.


Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 .

Add another 1000 . Now add 20 . Now add another 1000

Now add 10 . What is the total?


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Fourth Question:
Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the ! name of the fifth daughter?


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I know all of you are Smart people, now it is time to show your smartness...




Tuesday 26 July 2011

Thursday 21 July 2011

Makkhan innocence, Judge convinced....Khushdeep





Makkhan was booked by traffic police for rash driving..


His chalan was sent to Magistrate's court...


Summons were issued to Makkhan for being present in the court on a particular date..


Makkhan obeyed the instructions...


Hearing started...


Judge...What is the proof that you were not driving in speed...


Makkhan replied with innocent face...
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Judge Sahib i was going to bring my wife back from In-law's house...


Judge was convinced immediately...


Makkhan was acquitted...

Tuesday 19 July 2011

Makkhan will tell you what PhD really means...Khushdeep



Are you very eager to know what PhD really means in Makkhan dictionary...



Hold on just like your loose Nada (नाड़ा)....



Have patience dear, why are you in so hurry...



Hold on....



Hold on....



Hold on....



Hold on....



Hold on....



Now your are really qualified to listen from Makkhan...



Once Dakkan asks Makkhan...Do you know English of Nada



Makkhan...Ae lo, such a easy question...



Dakkan...Dont try to be smart, tell me answer...



Makkhan..PhD...



Dakkan...PhD ! what do you mean by that...



Makkhan answer was...



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PAJAMA HOLDING DEVICE

Saturday 16 July 2011

TRUTH OF KEY COUNTRIES OF THE WORLD...KHUSHDEEP



United Nation conducted a survey...



The question was...



PLEASE GIVE YOUR HONEST OPINION ABOUT SHORTAGE OF FOOD IN REST OF

THE WORLD....



The survey failed because...



In AFRICA people did not know what FOOD was....



In CHINA they did not know what OPINION was...



In EUROPE they did not know what SHORTAGE was...



PAKISTAN and INDIA  didn't know what HONEST meant..



AUSTRALIA didn't know what PLEASE was...



And finally AMERICA...



AMERICA didn't know what REST OF THE WORLD meant... !

Sunday 10 July 2011

Bloody English...Khushdeep



Husband messages to his wife...



Wife...I am dying...



Husband jumps with joy ! but types...



Oh ! my dear, How can i live without you...



Wife...You duffer, I am dying my hair...



Husband sighs with cool breath....Bloody English...

Friday 8 July 2011

Congress Party...You are Great...Khushdeep

A poor man catches a fish...



But it is useless...



His wife can not cook...



Due to...



No Gas...



No  Oil...



No Spices...



Man throws the fish back in river...



Fish comes up and shouts loudly...



"Congress Zindabad"



Wednesday 6 July 2011

ONE AND ONLY VIJAY MALLYA...KHUSHDEEP





Vijay Mallya dies...(for god sake, don't ask who Vijay Mallya is...)



His personal secretary (PS) calls to heaven to find out if he is reached...



A lady picks up phone- Hello this is Virgin Mary speaking...



PS disconnects and calls again after one hour...



Once again lady answers...Hello this is Mary speaking...



PS sighs...



THANK GOD, BOSS REACHED...

Monday 4 July 2011

Why Osama Bin Laden killed so easily...Khushdeep





Robin Brown...



Andy Philip...



Jackob Murphy...



Norman Grace...



Ian Kepling...



Recognise these guys...



These are the names of those 5 American Navy Seals who killed Osama  Bin Laden...



Now you will be wondering why am I sharing this with you...



Well stop wondering and just look at the first letters of their names...



I think you will get the point...

Friday 1 July 2011

Never ever try to laugh at Rajnikanth....Khushdeep

RAJNIKANTH NEW MILESTONES....







Rajni has a statue of Madam Tussauds at his Chennai home...





There is no such a thing as Evolution...It's so simple...There is a list of animals that Rajni allowed to live on this Earth....



Rajni can answer a missed call....





Alfred Noble is to be honoured with Rajni Award...



Rajni wears sunglasses to shield the Sun from radiation emerging out from his eyes....



Rajni can speak Braile...



Rajni makes coffee by grinding beans by his teeth and boiling milk by his anger...



Rajni can sentence a judge...



Now a warning for all of those who read this post and going to make a mistake of smiling at Rajni...



Dinosours once laughed at Rajni...Now you know why they are extinct...



Monday 27 June 2011

18+...An Adult joke...Power of Media...Khushdeep





A servant enrolled his donkey in a race & won.



The local paper read:'SERVANT's ASS WON'



The MINISTER was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant not to enter the donkey in another race.



Next day the local paper headline read:'MINISTER SCRATCHES SERVANT's ASS'.



This was too much for the Minister, he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey. He gave the donkey to his wife .



The local paper heading the news: "Ministers WIFE HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".



The Minister fainted.



WIFE sold the donkey to a farmer for Rs 1500:00





Next day paper read:"WIFE SELLS ASS FOR Rs 1500:00''



This was too much, minister ordered his wife to buy back the donkey & lead it to jungle.



The next day Headlines:"ministers Wife ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE"



The Minister was buried next day!



This is called ...Power of media.. :"-)



(N.B.....ASS IS A DOUBLE MEANING WORD)



(Contribution- Bhadasi Chutkula)

Saturday 25 June 2011

100% AND SURE SUICIDAL...Khushdeep





So many options for Suicide...



Poison..............................



Sleeping Pills...................................



Hanging...........................................



Cutting the veins.......................................



Drown yourself..................................................



Jumping from a building........................................



Lying on train tracks................................................



But you have slight chance of surviving in all options mentioned above...



If you don't want to take that risk, then only option left for you is...



MARRIAGE....



SLOW AND SURE....



Monday 20 June 2011

Makkhan, Dakkan and Gabbar...Khushdeep





Once Makkhan & Dakkan were travelling along with their friends Monty & Jaggi. On a road surrounded by forests on both sides, their car was attacked by robbers.Makkhan & his friends were pulled out of the car. The robbers blasted the car and took Makkhan, Dakkan and their friends in the middle of the forest where their boss Gabbar was residing.



Now, this Gabbar was fond of jokes. So, he put the condition that whoever tells a joke that makes every single person laugh should be left unharmed and alive, but if one single person doesn't laugh then the joke-teller would be shot to death.



Dakkan started telling the funniest joke he had ever heard, "One day........." and when he was finished, everybody were falling with laughter except Makkhan. So according to the vow,Gabbar shot poor Dakkan. Now, it was the turn of Monty. He also told the best joke he had ever heard. Again everybody laughed including the boss & his robbers, but still Makkhan was quite as a statue. So Gabbar shot him.



Then came Jaggi. As he opened his mouth to tell the joke, Makkhan suddenly burst into laughter. Everyone was puzzled. Makkhan was laughing madly.



Gabbar asked him, "Why the hell are you laughing without hearing the joke?"



Makkhan said laughing and giggling, "Oh! How funny Dakkan's joke was!"

Sunday 19 June 2011

License to rupture in laughter...हँसना मना है...Khushdeep



हँसना मना है...








In today's Hindustan Times, Mr. Khushwant Singh had mentioned a hilarious application form for getting Driving License  in Bihar, which was earlier captured on web. Its too funny...


DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM

—————————————————————–

NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.

He will give you the licence.

If you dot know how to fill ,copy from your phriend (dost)applikason.

For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.



1. Last name:

(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dot no

(Check karet box)
2. phust name:

(_) Ramprasadva (_) Lakhanva (_) Sivprasadva (_) Jamnaprasadva (_) Dot no

(Check karet box)
3. Age:

(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dot no

(Check karet box)
4. Sex: ____ (M) _____(F) _____ not sure _____not aplikable

5. Chappalva Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right
6.Occupason:







(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelmaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed

(Check karet box)
7. Numbher of children libing in the household: ___

8. Numbher that are yourj: ___

9. Mather name: _______________________
10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not no,leabe blank)

11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest kilass attended)

12. Dental rekard:

(_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other -__________ Give egjhakt color.

(Check karet box)
13.Your thumb imparesson :

____________________________

(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, pleaje dot copy thumb imparesson also. Pleaje provide your own thumb imparesson.)
PELEAJE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS

Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dot have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.
NOTE : IF YOU DOT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DERIVE. WHE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS.