License to rupture in laughter...हँसना मना है...Khushdeep

हँसना मना है...

In today's Hindustan Times, Mr. Khushwant Singh had mentioned a hilarious application form for getting Driving License  in Bihar, which was earlier captured on web. Its too funny...

DERIVING LICENSE APPLIKASON PHOROM

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NOTE: Please do not soot the person at the applikason kounter.

He will give you the licence.

If you dot know how to fill ,copy from your phriend (dost)applikason.

For phurthar instructions, see bottom applikason.

1. Last name:

(_) Yadav (_) Sinha (_) Pandey (_) Misra (_) Dot no

(Check karet box)

2. phust name:

(_) Ramprasadva (_) Lakhanva (_) Sivprasadva (_) Jamnaprasadva (_) Dot no

(Check karet box)

3. Age:

(_) Less than phipty (_) Greater than phipty (_) Dot no

(Check karet box)

4. Sex: ____ (M) _____(F) _____ not sure _____not aplikable

5. Chappalva Size: ____ Lepht ____ Right

6.Occupason:

(_) Politison (_) Doodhwala (_) Pehelmaan (_) House wife (_) Un-employed

(Check karet box)

7. Numbher of children libing in the household: ___

8. Numbher that are yourj: ___

9. Mather name: _______________________

10. Phather Name: ____________________ (If not no,leabe blank)

11. Ejjucason: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest kilass attended)

12. Dental rekard:

(_) Ellow (_) Berownish-ellow (_) Berown (_) Belack (_) Other -__________ Give egjhakt color.

(Check karet box)

13.Your thumb imparesson :

____________________________

(If you are copying from another applikason pharom, pleaje dot copy thumb imparesson also. Pleaje provide your own thumb imparesson.)

PELEAJE DO NOT USE PHINGERS OF YOUR LEGS

Use thumb on your lepht hand only. If you dot have lepht hand, use your thumb on right hand. If you do not have right hand, use thumb on lepht hand.

NOTE : IF YOU DOT HAVE BOTH HANDS, YOU CANNOT DERIVE. WHE ARE VARY ISTRICT ABOUT THIS.