Genius Makkhan...
Enjoy the lighter side of it.
Makkhan decided to settle in Italy...Each Friday night after work, Makkhan would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs... But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics.... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday...
The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest...The Priest came to visit Makkhan and suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study, Makkhan attended Mass... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, You were born as Makkhan, and raised as Makkhan, but now, you are a Catholic..."
Makkhan's neighbours were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived... The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighbourhood...The Priest was called immediately by the neighbours and, as he rushed into Makkhan's backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement....
There stood Makkhan, holding a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted: "Oye, you were born a chicken, and you were born a lamb, you were raised a chicken and you were raised a lamb but now you are a potato and tomato"
(Contributed by Satindera Arora via e-mail)
Enjoy the lighter side of it.
Makkhan decided to settle in Italy...Each Friday night after work, Makkhan would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a tandoori chicken and some meat kebabs... But, all of his neighbours were strict Catholics.... and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating chicken and meat on a Friday...
The delicious aroma from the grilled meats was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their Priest...The Priest came to visit Makkhan and suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study, Makkhan attended Mass... and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, You were born as Makkhan, and raised as Makkhan, but now, you are a Catholic..."
Makkhan's neighbours were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived... The wonderful aroma of tandoori chicken and meat kebabs filled the neighbourhood...The Priest was called immediately by the neighbours and, as he rushed into Makkhan's backyard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement....
There stood Makkhan, holding a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meats and chanted: "Oye, you were born a chicken, and you were born a lamb, you were raised a chicken and you were raised a lamb but now you are a potato and tomato"
(Contributed by Satindera Arora via e-mail)
Makkhan proved the theory of Darvin. He was born as a man but certainly his ancestors were apes.
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