Learn the art of minting money...Khushdeep

The art of minting money differs from country to country...How ?



Read this and you will be agree...

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS



You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull.

Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.

You retire on the income.

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 INDIAN ECONOMICS



You have two cows.

You sell one to overcome debts.

You worship the other

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 PAKISTAN ECONOMICS



You don't have any cows.

You claim that the Indian cows belong to you.

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 AMERICAN ECONOMICS



You have two cows.

You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.

You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.

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 BRITISH ECONOMICS



You have two cows.

They are both mad cows.

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 AUSTRALIAN ECONOMICS



You have two cows.

One cow can give milk only when US & UK permits. And the other cow is lazy and just don't care to give milk!!!!

So People in the country rely highly on Liquor and prepare strategies  for cows to live long !!!

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 ITALIAN ECONOMICS



You have two cows.

You don't know where they are.

You break for lunch.

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 CHINESE ECONOMICS



You have two cows.

You have 300 people milking them.

You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.

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MIDDLE & FAR EAST ECONOMICS



You have two cows.

You give permission to US & British to make military bases & protect the cows.

They kill & eat the cows & return only the bones, saying it was a

mistake & promise to give two F16 fighter jets in return!

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SRI LANKAN ECONOMICS



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You have two cows.

You exchange them for two buffaloes.

You make one the President and the other the Leader of the Opposition!

and they eat the country instead of eating grass.. !!

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(based on the e-mail of Nikhil Pal)